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Japan bans porn exports to China in retaliation for seizure of cargo ship

By Craig Hill on April 22, 2014 • ( 6 )

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The dispute between China and Japan showed no signs of abatement yesterday, after Japan was reported by domestic media to have taken steps to ban the export of specialist pornography to China.

Japan is believed to also be behind the blocking of all porn sites in China, which the Chinese government is reporting as domestic censorship.

The move, believed to be in retaliation for China’s seizure of a Japanese cargo ship, is said to have “devastated” netizens across China.

Pornography is commonly found across the Internet but Japan has cornered the market in the refinement and production of so-called “rare” pornography, a vital ingredient in modern Chinese web-viewing habits.

Reuters reported that Japan was declining exports in the 2 Girls, 1 Cup series to Chinese ports, though customs officials were quick to claim the stoppage was in fact due to “stringent quality-control issues.”

Rare porn is also manufactured in China, mainly in the autonomous Hong Kong region, but is widely agreed to be of a much lesser quality than that produced in Tokyo.

“Connoisseurs consider the Japanese are indisputably superior producers – and rightly so,” Sinologist, historian and noted philanthropist Sir William Buckfast said. “If exports are blocked, this could have a serious effect on the domestic tissue industry, as well as causing potential social unrest. One shudders to imagine how Beijing will retaliate.”

Buckfast, who was the first to notice the alleged freeze, added that he will be monitoring the situation extremely closely.

Source: Modified from China Daily Show -Japan halts porn exports to China over Diaoyu controversy: report (SATIRE)